Twitter-ready pitches for Scapegoat.us
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"Imagine United Airlines could send every angry caller to a 'specialist manager' who genuinely feels terrible. That's scapegoat.us"
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"We take the blame so you don't have to. Literally. Our AI-powered scapegoat absorbs customer anger, validates feelings, and never admits legal fault. scapegoat.us"
"The richest and most hated man in America drives a Porsche and his name is Steve Nyman. He's not real. He's your scapegoat. scapegoat.us"